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If you want to see love be love.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Domestic Pardners

"And this is my life support system."

Early Sexting

Love

Make love not war

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

Junk Mail

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

You, Me, Still Me

"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."

Love is Love

Valentine's Day

Father's love

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

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'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'Girls! I won't understand them if I live to be six.'

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

Archers.

Stop, Walk, Love

"Couples therapy is not 'going out.' Henry!"