Lovable Oddballs Pillows

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

"I love you, you big fool."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Storage Unit of Love

Disco Dancing

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

"I've got buck teeth, an overbite, big ears, pink eye, a harelip, and I live in a hole. She must love me!"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Tunnel of Love.

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

A Magician struggling to pull a rabbit out of a hat as a rabbit watches from the audience.

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

I buy anything.

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

'Look! More roaches.'

Track & Field & Stream

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

Cut out and keep your own Latino Lover

'Hoping to impress his date, Richard shows her his collection of toenail clippers,,,'

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

'Oh, Edmund, I thought you loved me, but all you really wanted was... my nose!'

Man lying on a bed of nails uses hedgehog as a pillow.

Trump orchestra

"I'm over here."