Loud Talker Pillows

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Bryan Ferry

Woman on the phone.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

WTF?

Dialogue

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

The Language of Love

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"I'm on the haywain."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

Ventriloquist and dummies.

"IRL sucks."