Loud Talker Pillows

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Bryan Ferry

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Dialogue

WTF?

Woman on the phone.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

Pie chart of pub conversations

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

The Language of Love

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"I'm on the haywain."

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that? Many times. How would you like to be the "after" image in my new ad touting the health benefits of our new nonfat kale macchiato. Let me guess: You'd also like an old picture of me where I was weak and puny, so you can claim that's the "before" picture. Don't worry, I've got that part covered. Something about you looked different today, Rudy. Would you like fries with that observation?

At the school of ventriloquism.

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

Ventriloquist and dummies.

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.