Loud Bike Riders Pillows

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Hell's Schlegel

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Surfin' Ahab.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

'That is the bike lane...'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Boris Bike

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

The Bikings

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

Tandem

"What were his last words?"

'They want bike lanes,'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Defense Weapon

Desert Island Cycle Path

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."