Loud Bike Riders Mugs

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Hell's Schlegel

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

'That is the bike lane...'

Surfin' Ahab.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Boris Bike

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

Tandem

The Bikings

Green Bums

"What were his last words?"

'They want bike lanes,'

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

Monkey on Bike

Defense Weapon

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."