Lottery Win Celebration Pillows

'...I take it your lucky dip numbers have come up...'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"It's over!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

A Busy Sports Bar

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

'Birdie.'

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

Handing over money.

"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"No, I'm not contributing to his 'leaving whip-round'. He's leaving because he won the lottery!"