Lottery Win Celebration Prints

'...I take it your lucky dip numbers have come up...'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

"It's over!"

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

'Birdie.'

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

A Busy Sports Bar

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

Handing over money.

"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"No, I'm not contributing to his 'leaving whip-round'. He's leaving because he won the lottery!"

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

The man who finally got his account in the black

"One of his employees won the lottery!"

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'