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'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'