Lost Soul T-Shirts

'You Are Here' sign in desert.

"Would you know how to get back to the Interstate from here?"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Graffiti Forever!

'I hate my life.

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Bath Abbey

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Travellers

Monster Horrorscopes

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Backpacker

A friar

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

Revenuers will be shot.

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

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'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

Extrovert/Introvert.

"I guess I was hoping Anarchy in the USA would be a lot more fun than this."

"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

I'm BAD deal with it

'You nonconformists are all the same.'