Lost Soul Mugs

'You Are Here' sign in desert.

"Would you know how to get back to the Interstate from here?"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Graffiti Forever!

'I hate my life.

Monster Horrorscopes

Bath Abbey

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Travellers

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Backpacker

A friar

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

Revenuers will be shot.

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

No Title

'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

Extrovert/Introvert.

'The only interesting thing your grandfather had was your grandmother.'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

I'm BAD deal with it

Grim Reaper Insomnia

"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."

'You nonconformists are all the same.'