Stranded Soul Mugs

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

Skiing.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I hate my life.

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Mum Hearts.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

Backpacker

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

No Title

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

'You Are Here' sign in desert.

Extrovert/Introvert.

Holy monk.

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

That's okay --- Nobody would get in if we included cheating on diets.

Grim Reaper Insomnia

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

"The world was becoming too crowded: the only way I could remain a lone wolf was to move out here..."

Lonely Tree

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'