Lost But Not Least Pillows

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Lost and forgotten department

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'One day my son, all of this will be yours...'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"Norman, there is a guy here who says he is you cousin from away....from far, far away."

Desert Crawler

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

'Due to the fact I'm hopelessly lost, I'm willing to waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

"A ship!"

'Huh? Sorry. I was in Tahiti for a minute there.'

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

Right way

'Well a lot of good it was to look there!'

"Excuse me, Officer. I'm an academic. Where am I?"

"One day, my son, all this will be your problem."

Did you ever walk into a room and totally forget what you're looking for?

'He lost an umbrella. And the umbrella stand. And his home where the umbrella stand stood.'