Lost And Found Guru T-Shirts

'Has anyone handed in a case of Scotch?'

Edgar Allen Poe

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Kirsten Johnson

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Edgar Allan Poe

Bureau of Missing Persons

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

"He turned on, dropped out and never came back, it's 50 years since woodstock and he still thinks that's a mirror."

Life is ghoul

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Wisdom for dummies

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

Valentine for Guru.

'Is he expecting you?'

"Don't we thing Arlene would make a perfect Medea?"

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"I was solving those same problems when I was your age."

"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

Mary Shelley

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'If everything is illusory, why should I listen to you?'

The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.