Lost And Found Guru T-Shirts

'Has anyone handed in a case of Scotch?'

Edgar Allen Poe

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Kirsten Johnson

Punkins

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Edgar Allan Poe

Bureau of Missing Persons

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

"He turned on, dropped out and never came back, it's 50 years since woodstock and he still thinks that's a mirror."

Life is ghoul

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Valentine for Guru.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Wisdom for dummies

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

"I was solving those same problems when I was your age."

"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"

Mary Shelley

Dubai hit by financial difficulties

'Is he expecting you?'

"Don't we thing Arlene would make a perfect Medea?"

'If everything is illusory, why should I listen to you?'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

The experienced coach, like a panther, patiently awaits the precise moment to mount his challenge...