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"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Carefree luggage.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Man showing in the rain.

"Privates Beach"

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Inflating Boobs.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Window in the Sky.

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

The Choice is Obvious

Bird sitting on a wing.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"I beg to differ."

Hippie on the moon

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.