Lost And Found Game Player T-Shirts

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Marco ..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Be open to help.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Spot the fur ball.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

Fire Backwards.

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Hole Sale

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

Coconut shy...

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

Strike A Balance

A stranger in paradise.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Lost CatCat Found.

Caution! School Crossing.

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

Mugger hitting a jackpot (strip).

"Tag, you're it!"