Loss And Remembrance Pillows

'Rats, cloudy again!'

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

"He was a very good boy."

'He was a great writer'

'Forget what?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'Grief counselling'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Heaven

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Sorry, wrong room."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"What? Too soon?"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."