Modern Remembrance Pillows

"In remembrance, I'd now like to read some of her most popular tweets."

"He was a very good boy."

Michael Jackson

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Forget what?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

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'He never listened to his mother!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

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"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

You are not forgotten!

Heaven

"He's still in therapy."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Dog Statue

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."