Losing A Farm T-Shirts

"Old MacDonald had a farm."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Dedication to excellence....

"Static cling."

'Where's my glove?'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Cage-free eggs.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Rooster

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Scrooge McCow

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Really? I've never met a banker before.'