Losing A Farm Mugs

"Old MacDonald had a farm."

Cow Pinatas

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Dedication to excellence....

"Static cling."

'Where's my glove?'

Moo-Magrams Exams

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

Rooster

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Cage-free eggs.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Scrooge McCow

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

'Really? I've never met a banker before.'

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."