Loosely Organized Traveler Pillows

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Cheapskate Cruises

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

The next fast train has gone.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'Will that be coach?'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

Ultimately love would find her...

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"