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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

'As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me ?4000.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"This one's rubbish as well."

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience