Long-term Project Dreamer Prints

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Pipe Dream.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

Open Source.

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

Hugs 50 cents

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'You never did have any business acumen!'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Maybe next year Santa will bring you the software.'

2017 glass half full

Architect at a batllefield.

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

"I'm working on Plan B."

'It's not exactly the Hamptons, but with a little work it could be livable.'

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.