Long-term Marriage Milestone Pillows

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"You've changed."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Romance

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Couples' therapy

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'