Long-standing Grudge Resolution T-Shirts

'Dave, you've been angry at me for twenty years. Can we talk?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Time for tea and friendship.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'Are we us or them?'

Heart is sewn back together.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

'Remember, he who laughs last, gets fired first.'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

Very sorry

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"

"Is this what happens when management fails to deal with a passive aggressive member of staff..?"

"S this is how you settle out of court."

'We're reconciled-thanks to the Lottery rollover!'

The Politically Correct Brain

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

"You came back!"

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

'You're spoiling for a fight, aren't you?'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"