Long Music Career Celebration Gifts

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Dating is so expensive...

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Regular service or affected?"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Things I love about Powell River...

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

A very fine vintage

'She said her first words today.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Proud mums.

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

And on facilitation...

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

Assisted Living.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'