Lonely Gamer Pillows

Man on desert island with a chess set.

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Midnight Basketball

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Game Addiction

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"Baseball is boring."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Gamers

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

We have your internet connection.

Net Bubbie

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

"We suck at this."

"I could see him in the distance stalking and pouncing: I was so proud! Then it clicked: he was actually chasing pokemons!"

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

Card night for introverts.

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.

March of the Zoombies.

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

'How are you at looking guilty? - We need to hire a scapegoat.'

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."