Lonely Entrepreneur Club Mugs

"I'm a sole trader..and starting to feel more solitary by the minute!"

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

ONE HORSE TOWN

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Drinking Companions

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

Pat My Dog $5

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Snub Marine

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'I'll have my people call your people. Wait a minute, that won't work. I'm a sole proprietor.'

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

Smith and Son Financial Services. (Son in playpen behind desk).

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

"I called them to ask for a raise!"

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'