Lone Ranger Pillows

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Club Antisocial

New Guy.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Desert Planet

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Desert Island Raking

The Drone Ranger

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Gesundheit!"

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."