Lone Ranger Mugs

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Club Antisocial

New Guy.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Desert Planet

Desert Island Raking

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

The Drone Ranger

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

"Gesundheit!"

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

'Never was a team player.'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'