London Underground Fans Pillows

The end of the world is nigh.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Elephant and Castle

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Beefeater

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Pizza Shard

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Undercover Agent

Tower Bridge

Go Britain!

Pimlico

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

'Stop that racket!'

Teddy organ grinder

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

People queuing outside the Millennium Dome to use it as diving board into the Thames

Queen Victoria at Osborne Bay.

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

I love Elephant and Castle

'Covent Garden Market - Early Morning'

"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

Beefeater

"Oh, ignore that, it's just the EastEnders title sequence."

People on a map with pegs on their noses.

How very Colliers Wood

'How very Fulham!'

"The language in this contract is wordy and indirect, and uses unnecessary technical words and phrases. I'm very impressed."

'Doris and I are celebrating our 25th year of watching 'Coronation Street' together!'