London Sightseeing Gifts

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

Sloaney Pony.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Now that's an afro!'

World Tour.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Tourists and their Pets.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Travelling

Tourists in Egypt

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'It must be the dead sea.'

Motor Tourism