London Sightseeing Pillows

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

Sloaney Pony.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Now that's an afro!'

World Tour.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tourists and their Pets.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Tourists in Egypt

Motor Tourism

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Travelling