"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."
Locker Conversations T-Shirts
Let their personality shine! Our locker conversations-inspired T-shirts add a witty and playful touch to casual style, perfect for those who love to express their fun side.
"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."
Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.
'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'
When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.
The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.
'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'
Cleaning Lockers.
'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'
'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'
'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'
'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'
'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'
You Don't Know What It's Like
'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'
'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'
You were great last night
Size matters!
"Okay, seriously guys, who's not wearing deodorant?!"
Prisoner with lots of Locks.
The first day of school is always filled with crazy emotions. Joy and trauma. Triumph and failure. Frustration and disappointment. And that's just dealing with my cruddy new locker.
'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'
'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'
A Pad-Loch
Security.
Just minutes before the big game Gerald realizes he grabbed the wrong gym bag.
"I was being honest with him, he said he was being honest with me, so now we don't know who to trust."
'I'm just saying - it doesn't help morale.'
Key Cutting.
Security
'He took a pass and disappeared?'
Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.
"And if you forget who you're covering I'll be on the sidelines, in Hugo Boss, ready to remind you."
Women after 10 minutes vs men after 10 years.
You Don't Know What It's Like
Locker Conversations T-Shirts Collection
Locker Conversations Mugs
Discover more fun with our locker conversations mugs—great for coffee, tea, or a cheeky reminder of those lively exchanges.
Locker Conversations Pillows
Add personality to your home with our locker conversations pillows—soft, humorous, and a great way to celebrate daily chats.
Locker Conversations Prints
Find the perfect print to showcase your love for locker conversations—fun artwork that adds character and humor to any space.