Lockdown Lamenter Pillows

"Drat that <*@^!%i*> circuit breaker. It'll never get the job done."

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Emergency Firebreaker

Danger Noodle tho bored

'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Passover Plague

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

"We haven't lowered our fees, but we do offer discounted grief counseling."

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

Lockdown Signpost

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"God, I hate cows."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

Weight Watchers 'Rona Routines: Flatten the Curves

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

Pandemic playhouse.

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

The light at the end of the tunnel just got switched off.

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

"The Corona Diaries"

'I know I'm a small investor. What makes me mad is that when I started with you I was a large investor."