Lockdown Jester Pillows

"I'm not trying to be spider anything, I'm just insanely bored."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"I spent locked out including my painting."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Keep out - Covid-19

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Flush Direct

One line a day... Diary 2020

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

Working from home.

"This is NOT social distancing dude!"

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

Working from home.

Refresher course

Day 74 of lockdown and the only entries left in the diary are which days to put the bins out.

Covid-19: The Summer Equalizer

"How far have you come?"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

Someone putting parasite ornaments on a tree.

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown