Lockdown Escapologist Pillows

"Finally! We made it out of lockdown!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Nonsense Poem

Sheltering in place.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

COVID Devotion

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Danger Noodle tho bored

Covid-19 Caution

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

2020 Panic Room

"So working from home is no longer an option?"

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

One line a day... Diary 2020

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

Natural relaxation in confinement

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."

Isolated fish

"Going to the dining room is included in the ban on non-essential travel."