Lockdown Escapee Gifts

Parting Shot

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

Sheltering in place.

Nonsense Poem

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Sisyphus during Covid

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

COVID Devotion

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Back To Nowhere Sale!

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

State of the Union

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Covid-19 Caution

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Lock-downs have certainly contributed to our growth as a couple."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.