"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."
Lockdown Escape Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to help someone cope or laugh through lockdown? Our collection of witty and playful items captures the spirit of escape and optimism, making stressful times a little more bearable. Whether it's an amusing mug or a cheeky pillow, find a gift that lifts spirits and adds a dose of humor to their daily routine.
"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."
A vampire in a canoe.
'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'
Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
Nonsense Poem
I cut my own hair — using a drone.
Sisyphus during Covid
Sheltering in place.
Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?
"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."
"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."
COVID Devotion
COVID Road Map
"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."
Covid-19 Caution
Danger Noodle tho bored
"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"
"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."
Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.
"Lock-downs have certainly contributed to our growth as a couple."
"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"
"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."
Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.
"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"
Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.
"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."
"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."
"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."
'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'
Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.
"So working from home is no longer an option?"
What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.
"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."
Lockdown Escape Gifts Collection
Lockdown Escape Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for those dreaming of escape. Find the perfect humorous cup to brighten up their mornings.
Lockdown Escape Pillows
Check out pillows that add a playful touch to any room, symbolizing the longing for escape with a humorous twist.
Lockdown Escape Prints
Browse prints that creatively depict the desire to escape. Great for decorating and uplifting spirits during these times.
Lockdown Escape T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that humorously capture the wish to break free from lockdown. A fun gift that they'll love to wear at home or out and about.