Lockdown Escape T-Shirts

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

A vampire in a canoe.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Nonsense Poem

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Sisyphus during Covid

Sheltering in place.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

COVID Devotion

COVID Road Map

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Covid-19 Caution

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

"Lock-downs have certainly contributed to our growth as a couple."

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"So working from home is no longer an option?"

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."