Lockdown Escapist T-Shirts

"Come with me. there's no 2020 down here."

Covid-19

"Most people are happy just to get a few tinnies in!"

"You will tell me when my Covid19 quarantine's over...and I can come out of the shed, won't you, dear?"

Natural relaxation in confinement

"Perfect for when you've just got to get away, but have nowhere to go."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Nonsense Poem

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Sheltering in place.

COVID Devotion

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Danger Noodle tho bored

Covid-19 Caution

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Lock-downs have certainly contributed to our growth as a couple."

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.