Location Enthusiasts Gifts

"Location. Location. Location."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

The World's Easiest Airport

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'