Location Enthusiast Gifts

Location Location Location

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Are we there yet?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The World's Easiest Airport

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"