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Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Laughingstock

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

SAGE mentality

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

US election postal vote controversy

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

Statue of Security

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

A world divided by the war

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'