Lobster Trap Legend Mugs

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Your lobster was off!

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Thermidor Dali

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"It's a setup."

Cleaning Lockers.

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Great Moments in Culinary History.

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Fish near-death experiences.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

business lunch

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Favourite Food

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."