Lobster Trap Legend Mugs

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Your lobster was off!

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Thermidor Dali

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Cleaning Lockers.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"It's a setup."

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Great Moments in Culinary History.

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Fish near-death experiences.

business lunch

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

"Watch out for the ones that have killed before."

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

Favourite Food

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."