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'Your pen, your phone and while you're at it, loan me your car.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Parenting Business Deals

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

King kong 5 G.

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Cow Pilot.

The First Day Back

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time