Loan Shark Enthusiast Pillows

'What do you want the money for?'

'And if you don't pay it back we get very personal.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"If you had $1,000, and I asked you for a loan of $23.47, what percent of your original money would you left?"

Loan trap

'As soon as you pay back the money, you can go ahead and stop worrying about worldly matters.'

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

"...Yes, of course you have to pay it back. That's why it's called a student LOAN!"

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

"We do like to say yes, but we love to say no."

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'