Loan Shark Dodger T-Shirts

Money going to shark and piggy bank (colour).

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Hear me, Graduates!

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'So, who's first?'

Kicking The Habit

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

Gone for Broke College

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."