Loan Rejection Pillows

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

worker rejects promotion to protect deniability

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

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'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

Student Debt

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

"If you had $1,000, and I asked you for a loan of $23.47, what percent of your original money would you left?"

Loan trap

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'Did you get the promotion?'

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

'I'd like to borrow enough to buy this bank.'

'No, no, of course I think you're beautiful ... it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby pictures of you ... well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head.'

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'This is big ... a bank is actually approving a loan.'

"Have you considered applying for a job a million mils from here?"