Loan Payment Deadline T-Shirts

"Your repayments start now!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"What's a debenture?"

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Historic Bank Jobs.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Wait a minute....!

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."