Loan Repayment T-Shirts

'You pay back the loan to get married. Why don't you reposses my wife? '

'I'm glad I'm majoring in economics. I'm starting to realize what a burden my student loans are going to be.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"What's a debenture?"

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Historic Bank Jobs.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Wait a minute....!

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"Your repayments start now!"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Any chance of a couple of crumbs?"